Hey I'm Dallas! I'm a calf roper from upstate New York but other than that I'm pretty much your average everyday loser😊
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if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh