Hey I'm Dallas I'm pretty much your average everyday loser😊
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our…
cabin fever (2002)
that guy asked for our help. we lit him on fire. you'll understand if i'm not in a particularly social mood.”
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.